chuckles

Fancy yourself a joker? Email original jokes to chuckles@you.co.za or send them to Chuckles, YOU, PO Box 7167, Roggebaai 8012, and we may publish them on this page.

MAKING A LIST I wrote on a piece of paper the books I wanted to read about substances that speed up chemical reactions. I then told my kitten to go out and get them for me. I gave my catalyst. CUPPA COFFEE What’s the funeral director’s favourite drink? He can’t start his day without his Mourning Coffee. I was drinking coffee in my slippers this morning, when I thought to myself . . . . . . I really need to wash my mugs. ALL THINGS H20 I stopped drinking water while studying chemistry. My notes say adding water decreases concentration. Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water. . . . . . you can safely wear it on your head, because it’s capsized. When you mix holy water with…

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You South Africa (Digital) - 1 Issue, 30 November 2023

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