chuckles

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DRIVE ME MAD ■ I invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. It goes without saying. ■ My friends convinced me I was too drunk to drive my car and to take the bus instead. Turns out I was too drunk to drive that too. ■ Why couldn’t the ghost drive his car? He couldn’t find his spookeys. ■ I am driving through England and my next stop is Greenwich. Not sure what to do in the meantime. ■ I just got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out people don’t like it when you go the extra mile for them. ■ What is the difference between a careless and a careful driver? One is reckless and the other is wreck-less. CLOWNING AROUND…

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You South Africa (Digital) - 1 Issue, 3 April 2025

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