A right royal pain in THE BACK MOLAR

Breath paranoia, DIY plaque removal and a sad lack of stickers… Rosie Green views her visit to the dentist with trepidation

Like boilers and clutches, dental work comes out low on the joy-to-spend ratio, right? all too often you are parting with eye-watering sums on results you can’t even see and will get zero kudos for. Nobody said ever “ooh, I love your new crown, where did you get that from?” ‘I try to breathe through my nasal passages so as not to fell him with tuna breath’ Sadly, the more years you accumulate, the more expensive the bill seems to be. and to add insult to injury, the experience will most probably subject you to physical and financial pain when most of the time you arrive feeling fine. today, I have toothache. So not fine. Hence I find myself in a waiting room leafing through celebrity gossip mags from around 2007 feeling…

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Woman & Home (Digital) - 1 Issue, March 2019

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