Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk arse-timate v. Before committing to an upcoming sit down toilet adventure, to adjudge whether the remaining bogpaper on the roll is going to be up to the task of dealing with it. Also under-arse-timate: to completely misjudge how many brown shield stamps will be required to deal with the aforementioned beaver bait. ‘You might want to wash those at the heavily soiled setting, mum. Only I completely under-arse-timated earlier.’ battle cat n. A particularly experienced and combathardened cougar, normally spurred into action by the sight of some he-man’s unsheathed weapon. black breath 1. n. In The Lord of the Rings, the foul influence of the Nazgul, which resulted in despair, unconsciousness, bad dreams, and death. It says here, and we’re not looking it up. 2. n. Guinness-fuelled flatulence which can result in…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, September 2024

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