AS the population of the earth increases, mankind is constantly looking for new food sources to feed an ever-increasing number of hungry mouths. And many scientists believe that protein- and carbohydrate-rich insects, including bluebottles, will form a substantial part of our diets in the years to come.
But pop bellend Sting has poured cold water on the idea, vowing that the six-legged creatures will at no point find their way onto his plate. “I’ll not eat insects as long as I’ve got a hole in my arse,” he told New Musical Express. “So bluebottles are right off the menu.”
The Police front-twat, who topped the charts with hits like Walking on the Moon and Roxanne, said that it was not the taste of the crunchy arthropods that he objected to,…
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, September 2024