SING IF YOU’RE GLAD TO BE AWAY

Flight earworm ruins vacation

WHEN plumber Jordan Belch booked a Jet-2 Holidays getaway to Majorca for himself and his wife, he was looking forward to a fortnight of rest and relaxation, and a chance to recharge his batteries by the pool. But instead it turned out to be the most stressful time of his life, after he spent the whole fourteen days singing Hold My Hand by Jess Glynne. “It’s the song Jet-2 use on their advert,” he said. “They play it as you get on the plane, before take off, and again when you land, and it just sticks in your head.” “I was humming the fucking thing by the pool, whistling it at breakfast and singing it in the fucking tavernas for two weeks,” he added. Belch, 28, said everything else about…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, September 2024

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