Rogers PROFANISAURUS

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk Anne Winters n. prop. Where the missus buys her frosty underpinnings. aunteater n. Biddy fiddler, old dear hunter, bone shaker, relic hunter, granny magnet, mothball diver, tomb raider, resthomosexual or OAP-dophile. beg to move the motion, I 1. exclam. What an MP says when they want to open a debate in the House of Commons. 2. exclam. What a MP says when desperately restraining a mole at the counter but all of the parliamentary shitters are occupied. biltang n. Dry, tough and chewy beef curtains. From biltong + poontang. binstipation n. When the kitchen binliner only comes out after a substantial amount of straining and vocal encouragement. BLT+ community euph. Brickies, taxi drivers, bouncers etc. BOFOFOB/bofofob acronym. An existential conundrum upon entering the khazi; you know you need to go, but the outcome is uncertain. From Block Of Flats…