Oh I Do Like to Pee Beside the Seaside!

IT’S a situation we have all found ourselves in at one time or another. We’re having a day on the beach, and whilst splashing about in the waves, we suddenly feel the need to relieve ourselves. The dilemma we face is a simple one – do we make our way out of the sea and across the beach to the public lavatories on the promenade… or do we simply ‘let go’ in the sea? With Britain’s waters nothing more than open sewers anyway, adding our own ‘two penn’orth’ to the foetid mix is surely no big deal. Or is it never acceptable to make things worse, whatever the scale of the problem? We visited a busy Norfolk seaside resort to test the waters on this divisive subject… “…I WOULD definitely have…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, September 2023

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