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Bake Off gets its first undead contestant

FOR the first time in its history, the next series of popular cookery show The Great British Bake Off will feature a contestant who is technically DEAD! DRACLUSIVE! For the past 13 seasons, contenders vying for the coveted title of Bake Off Champion have been selected from the realm of the living, such as 2015 winner Nadiya Hussain, 2013’s Ruby Tandoh, and current champion Guiseppe Dell'Anno. But all that is set to change this year when Romanian COUNT BRIMSTAN VON URLAK steps into the marquee to show off his pastry-making chops. That’s because the amateur cakesmith is a VAMPIRE! gareth Von Urlak is the bookies’ favourite to lift the 2023 trophy, not least because he has been perfecting his baking skills for the past two centuries. “I became interested in baking…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, September 2023

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