Roger’S PROFANISAURUS

A Summer Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk air fryer 1. n. Device for making chips that won’t fur up your arteries. 2. n. A highcalorie food’s ghost exorcised from the premises of one who enjoys an unusually high-fat diet. Alan Sugar’s beard n. A straggly, threadbare fanny, not hugely dissimilar to the one sported by Glenda Jackson in The Music Lovers. A Ho Chi Minge, fufu manchu, minge the merciless. Amber n. rhym. slang. An excretious deposit or Douglas. See also Amber warning. ‘She was great in the fart sack, vicar. But I couldn’t believe she left a dirty great Amber under the duvet.’ ‘ardly n. A somewhat diminutive ball snorkel; one that is “so small it is ’ardly worth mentioning”. away end n. The anus. Also fifties teatowel holder, freckle, rusty sheriff’s badge etc. ‘That Princess M______ of K___ is…

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