Notes & Swearies

Professor Bernard Fuck of Saint Arsehole’s College, Oxford ponders your Profanisaurial problems

Dear Professor Fuck, THE OTHER day I produced a turd of such symmetrical perfection that as I glanced down to bid it farewell I involuntarily saluted it. I’m not a military man so can you please tell me what this might be called in your lexicon? Tom, Highgate If you refer to page 489 of Viz’s brand new 765-page Roger’s Profanisaurus – Turtleshead Revisited (in the shops September 5th but already available for pre-order at bookshops, you-know-where, and other places too), you will see the following definition: ‘parade ground poo n. A William Pitt of such magnitude that the only fitting response is to hang a bumrag flag on it and salute as it passes out of the chod-bin.’…

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