Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk Alexa, what song would be suitable after baked beans? exclam. Said before letting rip with something that echos from your dot. Also Alexa, open a window; Alexa, play music by Ed Sheerhan; and now a word from our sponsor. arsehalf n. As opposed to an “arse-whole”, someone who is only an arse fifty percent of the time. bone ranger, the n. Honorific applied to a person who appears in grumble vids or magazines where he is happy to wave his meat and two veg around for all to admire, yet keeps his true identity concealed behind a mask. A mystery man who “makes the most of what equipment he has”. breakfast n. One’s first early morning beer at 8am in Wetherspoons. A heart starter or eyeball straightener. Also Scottish breakfast; a can of…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2024

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