MADONNA’S PICKERS AND LIFTS

“DON’T pay to have your gutters cleared or trees pruned - hire a cherry picker and DO IT YOURSELF! Hiring one of my scissor platform cherry pickers or articulating boom lifts to operate yourself is cheaper than you think! And with reach heights of 10 to 40 metres, there’s no job you can’t tackle.” Madge “I ordered a 20m scissor lift to do a crown reduction on a sycamore tree that was shading next door’s greenhouse. Madonna brought it round herself and showed me how to operate it safely, all whilst wearing a pointy-titted basque, and the gusset of her knickers pulled right up. And I mean right up! All for a fraction of the price it would have cost to get a tree surgeon.” Mr H, Derby “My gutters were full of bird…

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