WIND OF CHANGE

“The future’s so bleak, I gotta wear blades,” says local man

LOVE it or loathe it, so-called climate change is set to be big news for the next few years. And according to a Fulchester man, that’s because Britain’s new environmental-case government is buying wholesale into the wacky theory that various innocent actions of humanity – enjoying the benefits of diesel fuel, for example – are nudging average global temperatures upwards by a degree or two. Now car salesman-turned-online-campaigner Derrick Cole has accused MPs of being brainwashed by the Cult of Greta Thunberg. “What’s a couple of degrees?” said 59-year-old Derrick. “A lot of arthritis-stricken Brits might welcome a bit of warmer weather, yet the ‘true believers’ in Westminster insist it’s going to kill us unless we all live like ruddy Neanderthals from now on.” And the prominent climate sceptic, who…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2024

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