COX, NOT COCKS!

It’s Britain’s liveliest forum for people who don’t know the difference between BLACK HOLES and GLORYHOLES.

“Top telly physicist Brian Cox here. If there’s one thing that baffles the public most when it comes to science, it’s the distinction between black holes and gloryholes. Here are just a few of the questions I’ve received this month.” Dear Professor Cox, IF I’M on a spaceship hurtling towards an Event Horizon and I stick my cock through a hole in the craft’s toilet wall, will my bellend technically be younger than my balls? Keith, Halifax Brian says… This is a tricky one. If you are travelling on a bus and jump up, you will not be propelled towards the back of the vehicle. But, if you stick your knob out of the bus window and piss, the stream of urine will reach the back of the bus in seconds.…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2023

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