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An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

act of decommissioning 1. n. 1990s Northern Irish peace process. 2. n. Blocking a public convenience and rendering it unusable. ‘I wouldn’t go in there if I was you, Mr McGuinness. Ian Paisley’s just been in and carried out an act of decommissioning.’ and aweeeee! 1. exclam. Said in the soft Scottish accent of the Lowland shepherd, an instruction to a favoured sheepdog to set off to the right. 2. exclam. Expression of blessed relief when finally finding a discreet spot or council-sanctioned facility to strain one’s greens. 3. exclam. Whispered whilst discreetly treading on a duck. Atatürk’s revenge n. A heavy flock of semi-viscous, lumpy mocking birds and lots of liquid, experienced after a heavy night on the raki and prescription-strength döner kebabs with all chilli sauce on. Named in honour of…

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