BELL END OF AN ERA

Cinema masturbator dies aged 102

THE last person in Britain to be prosecuted for interfering with themselves in a cinema has died at the age of 103. Former bus inspector Albert Onan was the last of his generation and his passing means that nobody in the country now has a criminal record for public indecency in a cinema. In addition to Onan being the last, he was also the country’s most prolific offender, knocking out a massive 58 prosecutions for the same offence, all committed in the same Nottingham cinema. Onan was born in 1921 and served as an infantryman during the second world war, seeing action in Europe. After being demobbed, Albert married his childhood sweetheart Rose and settled down to raise a family in the Sneinton area of the city. His first prosecution for…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2023

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