CYCLING SILLIES

We love YOUR hilarious bicycle jokes

Q: What’s a cyclist’s favourite Fleetwood Mac song? A: The Chain (like a bicycle chain) F Boyle, Glasgow Q: Why couldn’t the cyclist move her bike? A: Because she was having a brake-down! (Holding the brakes down prevents the bicycle from moving) D Stanhope, USA Q: Why did the cyclist sit on the girl’s sad doll? A: Because he thought it was a saddle! (saddle - the special seat you sit on on a bike - sounds like sad doll). J Carr, London Q: What did the cycling soldier wear instead of medals? A: Pedals! (Rhymes with medals - what a soldier would wear) S Silverman, USA Q: Why do male cyclists have to be careful when cycling? A: In case they fall off and land on their bell-end! (Like a bell…

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