Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

abbatar 1. n. Hi-tech performing hologram as used in ABBA’s twenty-first century “live” performances. 2. n. Any virtual reality means used to simulate the amorous company of Anna-Frid or Agnetha (or Bjorn and Benny for that matter) in their pomp; most likely a shop mannequin in a red or blonde wig, and a swimming armband. arseshot n. If someone hears another person’s dropped gut, then they are in arseshot. arsewidth n. Scientifically measurable degree to which one can be arsed. ‘I know something’s got to be done about the current mispricing of liquidity in the corporate loan market, prime minister. But I’m doing me Wordle at the moment, so I simply don’t have the arsewidth to deal with it.’ Athanasian n. A woman of easy virtue. From the start of The Athanasian Creed (which…

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