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RECEDING hairline? Shave your eyebrows off and paint them back on further up your forehead, thus reducing the space between brow and hairline. As your hairline continues to recede, simply rub off the brows and paint them on a little higher. Yammy Fitzgibbon, Mid Yell CONFOUND over zealous law enforcement officers by walking around with your body attached to the negative terminal of a car battery. In the event of being tasered, not only are you rendered invulnerable to the electricity, but the battery is charged up at the same time. Simon Measures, Dover WORKPLACES. Increase overall productivity by installing faster internet in the bogs. Eldon Furse, email SHED owners. Raise money by holding an ‘Open Shed’ day each year and giving guided tours to interested neighbours. Viola Golfer, Wrexham…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2021

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