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NAIL a banana to the inside of your front and back doors as a useful reminder of where the exits are. Then, in case of fire, simply follow the banana. Glen Hattersley, Stockport TV VIEWERS. Pretend you live in your favourite soap opera by imagining getting a doctor’s appointment the same day, and a police officer being arsed to come to your house for any and every minor incident. Eldon Furse, Leeds 1970s Housewives. A frying pan makes an excellent chastisement tool for an errant husband. If you don’t have a frying pan, a rolling pin will do. Fluff Freeman, Halebarns BOXERS. Place a dog toy inside each of your gloves to create a squeak every time you land a punch. This will confuse your opponent and give you an…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2021

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