Bad Bob

The Randy Wonder Dog

OLD MRS McTweed had been the victim of a callous robbery in the high street, and a suspect had been arrested. In a nervous state, she went along to Glenpeebles police station to see if she could pick the perpetrator out of a line-up. “Do you see the villain who took your handbag?” asked Sergeant Greenock. AFTER profuse apologies to Mrs McTweed, Sergeant Greenock took his amorous four-legged friend to Mr McKay, the village veterinary surgeon. “In with ye, lad. You’re goin’ tae have your nuts aff… and nae a’fore time,” he said. “That should take the lead oot o’ that wee pencil o’ yours.” THE RANDY mutt made straight for Mrs Tompkins’ cat Whiffles, who was suffering from an eye infection. “Och, Greenock! Get your dog aff ma cat!”…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2021

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