Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Autumntime Update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of fanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk ace in the hole 1. phr. In an argument, a decisive or overwhelming fact that is kept in reserve until needed. 2. phr. Encomium in praise of a skilled sexual partner. ‘Say what you like about the vicar, but he’s ace in the hole.’ afterdrop 1. n. medic. In first aid, a situation where body temperature continues to fall, even when the casualty has reached a warmer environment. 2. n. On a hot day, the phenomenon of a cheap bog seat clattering down after sticking to the backs of the legs. and now it’s time for the news where you are 1. exclam. Stock introduction used at the end of glamorous national news broadcasts to announce the drab, plebeian local headlines about cats stuck up trees and whatnot, read by a bitter…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2021

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