What the fuck do they teach kids at school these days?

“THAT’S A funny looking sieve, Granny,” my 5-year-old grandson Toby said to me the other day. I had to laugh out loud at the daft twat’s error – he was pointing at a Zaru, which is in fact a traditional, bamboo-hewn Japanese draining basket and not actually a sieve at all! The look on the little prick’s face as I mercilessly ridiculed him was priceless. Mrs Vera Horrible, Nuneaton Has YOUR shit-for-brains grandchild fuckwittedly confused one type of kitchen straining utensil for another? Write in and tell us about it – you’ll win a decade’s supply of either sieves or grandchildren for every grandchild that you publicly humiliate.…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2020

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