COLANDER CHUCKLES ’N’ CHORTLES

We can’t get enough of YOUR side-splittin’ sieve sillies!

Q: What’s a colander’s favourite 1970s game show? A: Sieve Us A Clue! (Give Us A Clue) Ben Elton, London Q: Why did no one go to the colander’s birthday party? A: Because a hole lot of people despised him! (Colanders are full of holes) Bob Monkhouse, Heaven Q: Why did the colander start taking sleeping tablety-wableties? A: Because he was under a lot of strainy-wainy! (Strain is another word for the act of removing solids from a liquid substance) Russell Brand, London Q: What’s a colander’s favourite Italian side dish? A: Garlic bread! P Kay, Bolton Are YOU a comedian with a joke about colanders, sieves or any other perforated kitchen utensil? Write in and tell us it. Every sieve silly we print wins a year’s residency at The…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2020

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