Notes & Swearies Bernard Fuck

with Oxford University Professor of Profane Etymology

Dear Professor Fuck VIZ 297 defined a ‘symphony’ as ‘a stirring trip to the thunderbox that consists of three separate and distinct movements’. Of course, as all devotees of classical music know, symphonies usually consist of four boring movements, and a three-movement foulage should rightly be called a ‘divertimento’ or ‘cassation’. For a ten-movement epic you can use ‘Turangalîla’, after Messiaen’s 1948 masterpiece, which he named after the sound he made while expelling it. Bernard Hughes, London Are YOU at a loss for words to describe something you’ve seen, something you’ve done or something that’s come out of your arse? Write to Professor Fuck at profanisaurus@viz.co.uk…

You're reading a preview of

Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, October 2020

DiscountMags is a licensed distributor (not a publisher) of the above content and Publication through Zinio LLC. Accordingly, we have no editorial control over the Publications. Any opinions, advice, statements, services, offers or other information or content expressed or made available by third parties, including those made in Publications offered on our website, are those of the respective author(s) or publisher(s) and not of DiscountMags. DiscountMags does not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, truthfulness, or usefulness of all or any portion of any publication or any services or offers made by third parties, nor will we be liable for any loss or damage caused by your reliance on information contained in any Publication, or your use of services offered, or your acceptance of any offers made through the Service or the Publications. For content removal requests, please contact Zinio.