GOVER-ACTIVE IMAGINATION!

A Breadsall father of three was last night said to be in a stable condition in Derby General Hospital …after imagining what Michael Gove would look like having sex.

Terry Rarebit, 52, was apparently in perfect health on Thursday morning, and was browsing through Twitter when he suddenly keeled over. reading Speaking to the Derby Meatus & Banjo String, Rarebit’s wife Mary, 51 told reporters, 46, 38, 26 and 61: “Terry was reading something about Sarah Vine’s latest poisonous Daily Mail column. He was going on about how dreadful she was. Then, quite without thinking, I mentioned that she is married to that awful Michael Gove.” round A tearful Mrs Rarebit continued: “Terry chuckled and said: ‘Christ, imagine the two of them going at it.’ Then suddenly there was this almighty crash. When I looked round, Terry was twitching on the kitchen floor, white as a sheet, with his face twisted into a grotesque rictus of terror.” “I thought…

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