PEARLS OF WISDOM with The MAN in the PUB

DID YOU KNOW that nearly half of all species of mammals are rodents – you know, mice, rats, gerbils and all that? Half! And get this, half of the other half that’s left over are all fucking BATS! Straight up. Forget about your lions and tigers and all that lot in the zoo; three quarters of all mammals on Earth are either rodents or bats. Incredible that, ain’t it? And I’ve never seen a fucking bat in me life. Rats though, I have. Seen plenty of them fuckers. BET YOU DON’T KNOW that your average bloke knocks out a bucket and a half of spunk in his lifetime. Don’t seem much, does it, considering? But it’s probably right if you do the maths – a teaspoon five times a week…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2024

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