YOU ASK, WE ANSWER… ABOUT GHOSTS AND THE OLYMPICS!

WITH 1,500M RUNNER, TURNED POLITICIAN TURNED LORD – SEB COE

Dear Lord Seb, COULD a ghost represent its country at the Olympics? Jimmy Corncrack, Deal Lord Seb says… That is a good question, Eddie, and the unequivocal answer is no, for a variety of reasons. Firstly, when an athlete dies and turns into a ghost, they become citizens of the ethereal realm, and as yet Team Ethereal Realm has not applied to the IOOC for entry to the games. Secondly, if any ghost won a medal, when it was placed around the competitor’s neck at the ceremony, it would simply drop down onto the podium. And lastly, when a person dies, they are pumped full of embalming fluid which is on the list of substances banned by both the IAAA and the IOOC.…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2024

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