Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk bat in the rafters, I’ve got a exclam. Announcement made when one is perched on the khazi with a man in the rigging and someone is banging on the door. ‘Are you going to be in there much longer, Margot? Only I’m touching cloth.’ ‘I’m sorry, Jerry. I’ve got a bat in the rafters at present following sticky beef and broccolli canapes with Mrs Antrobus, but I’ll be as quick as I can.’ botty barf n. Several steps up from a bottom burp and somewhat moister, although not yet what you’d call a full soiling. Usually experienced mid-sesh or on day 2 or 3 of a payday weekender; a lovely surprise or a failed attempt at a controlled Donald. Probably worth changing your undercrackers, but where’s the fun in that? box…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2024

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