BONFIRE AWAY!

Firebrand Hopkins puts match to “Fire Wokes” Code

PANTOMIME gobshite Katie Hopkins has controversially slammed the decades-old Fireworks Code, describing the tried and tested November 5th safety protocol as “Politically correct nonsense and nanny-state wokery gone mad.” And to underline her message, she has outlined her own series of “common sense” recommendations to put the BANG back into our traditional British Bonfire Night. “The Fireworks code is the worst example of the Islingtonite Libtards sticking their left-wing oars in and spoiling our fun,” the poisonous harridan fumed on her reinstated Twitter account. “When I was little, you couldn’t move on November 5th for schoolchildren holding Roman candles, putting bangers in milk bottles and throwing Jumping Jacks at each other. And guess what, Sir Keir? Most of us are still alive and well!” And the toxic media fishwife encouraged…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2024

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