Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk Albert dock 1. n. Famous Liverpool maritime location named in honour of the Victorian Prince Consort’s ironmongery-bedecked bellend, from where Richard and Judy used to do their show; now a lively shopping and food district. 2. n. Possibly made-up s*xual act whereby a chap’s pierced lid is tucked inside a pal’s fiveskin. Alice Roberts’ nails, as dirty as euph. Descriptive of a lady who is mostly posh and well spoken but also a bit mucky. From the pulchritudinous BBC4 palaeopathologist. attack of the vapours 1. n. Nervous state or hysterical fainting fit that might overcome a Victorian woman or Ann Widdecombe after inadvertently catching sight of a piano leg. 2. n. Being blindsided by a fart so vile it causes one to collapse on to a chaise longue like Valeria in Wilkie…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2023

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