EX-ROYALS MADE ME BURN TOAST

Harry and Megan cause of over-cooked bread says Essex man

A CHELMSFORD man has revealed how his lifewas turned upside down last week because of the behaviour of former Royal couple Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. And despite their promise to step back from public life, Hector Bilgetank says the fifth in line to the throne and his wife have caused him to burn his toast. “I put some bread in the toaster this morning, and then I popped into the other room to get my phone,” said Bilgetank. “The toaster is bust and doesn’t pop up, so you have to keep your eye on it, but I was on the case.” “I couldn’t find my phone, and then I remembered that it was upstairs, so I nipped to get it,” the former school caretaker said. “Suddenly I smelt burning from…

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