BONK-UP SMACKDOWN

Banjo pill bigwigs go head-to-head

AN unholy war of words broke out last night as the CEOs of two pharmaceutical giants slammed their rivals’ erectile dysfunction drugs, each challenging the efficacy of the other’s products. The spat started at a Pfizer shareholders’ meeting, when CEO Henry ‘The Rock’ Montague reported how Viagra had shown record sales growth year on year. And he went on to bad mouth Cialis, the erectile dysfunction treatment produced by rival drugs company Lilly-ICOS. “Viagra is the original and best and the only one that makes men granite hard. This Cialis leaves men with a dick limper than a sock full of blancmange,” Montague said, to whoops and cheers from shareholders. But Ernest ‘the Destroyer’ Baumgarten, chairman of Lilly-ICOS immediately hit back, branding Viagra as much use as “tits on a…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2023

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