BY VIZ UNDERCOVER REPORTER MAHATMA MACAROON
ASK any decent, non-traitorous Brit what their favourite day of the year that isn’t St George’s Day is, and the response will always be the same: Bonfire Night.
Every November 5th is a patriotic carnival of high-flying pyrotechnics, glittering sparklers, scrumptious baked potatoes and cheeky human effigies roasting on green and pleasant bonfires. What’s not to love?
Sadly, EVERYTHING, according to the joyless, left-leaning celebs who are hell bent on taking over our country.
Year in, year out, members of the showbiz Wokerati descend moblike from their ivory towers to launch pearl-clutching attacks on every aspect of our Great British Bonfire Night traditions. Whether it’s ‘elfn-safety’ pen-pushers insisting we wear protective goggles to launch our rockets, PC red-tape merchants whining about the fireworks frightening hamsters,…
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2023