If you want to get ahead… GET A HAT!

NORMAL hats are sized so that the inner circumference of the brim is the same as the circumference of the head. When pushed on, the hat is held in place by the force of gravity pulling down and frictional forces between the inner brim and the scalp. But how does a hat that is ridiculously small stay on your bonce? We asked small hat expert, DR MINI PETASUM. “Tiny Burlesque hats will sit quite directly on top of any head without any problem, as long as you walk slowly,” she told us. “However, for maximum effect, they are best worn at a jaunty angle to one side of the head, and as such need fixing in some way. Lets look at the three most common ways to secure a burlesque hat…”…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2023

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