SNAP, CRACKLE AND GOD

YOUR theological fireworks and bonfire night questions enquiries answered by the Archbishop of Canterbury, JUSTIN WELBY Dear AB of C, 5‘SO-CALLED’ scientistsEVERY November 5th I organise a huge firework display in my garden for friends and acquaintances from our local church. I make sure never to invite any atheists along, as God doesn’t like them. However, in recent years I have noticed my heathen neighbour enjoying my display from his upstairs window. The thought of giving pleasure to a blasphemer really boils my piss, if you’ll excuse the expression, but I don’t want to cancel the fireworks. What should I do? Gervase Pornhub, Tunbridge Wells The AB of C says: “I can understand your frustration, Mr Pornhub. One idea would be to hold your fireworks display indoors, away from your godless…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2022

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