HELL “LIKE A HOLIDAY CAMP” ~ LITTLEJOHN

Damned souls living “Life of Riley” in abyss, says Mail twat

MAGGOT-COCKED Daily Mail journalist RICHARD LITTLEJOHN has used his latest newspaper column to launch a furious attack on the cushy conditions in the infernal realm of Hell. Littlejohn, 68, slammed the diabolical afterlife for ‘going soft’ following a brief visit to the underworld during a near-death experience whilst choking on a pork scratching. “After a few minutes of sputtering and gasping for air, I saw a bright light, and then wallop! I was standing in front of a flaming gate with the words 'Abandon hope all ye who enter here' emblazoned above it,” the thimble-choppered arsehole wrote. "I knew instantly that I'd arrived at the bottomless pit of eternal despair,” he added. Initially fearful of setting foot in the sulphurous netherworld of unending agony, Littlejohn’s concern soon turned to fury.…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2022

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