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AROUND THE WOR-ORLD AROUND THE WORLD, A-ROUND THE WOR-ORLD with retired robotic electro-popsters Daft Punk MICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU THE COST of mice in pet shops spiked last night after it emerged that corporate giant Unilever had made an aggressive takeover of the small rodents.Markets around the world rocketed in reaction to the news, which saw the $6 billion multinational acquire a controlling interest in the planet’s 21.7 billion mice, putting £0.25 on the cost of an animal at the counter. “This is a big day for Unilever,” said CEO Kirby Lonsdale. “The company has long had an excellent reputation for asset enrichment, and we’re proud to be taking over mice at this exciting time for the species.” Insiders suggest that the verminous rodents will be streamlined in order to…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2022

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