DUAL GRUEL ENERGY

With The Naked Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy, Jacob Rees-Mogg Salvete servi! Although my strict diet of swan foie gras and quinoa produces a refined, steady supply of flatulence, I occasionally slum it with simpler fare such as this cheap-asfrixum capsicum annuum gruel recipe. Gruel is a proper tasty mouthful – a bit like porridge – and for not very much pecunia, it will get you chuffing your way to cheaper fuel bills! Simply follow the recipe below and with a little practice you’ll be knocking this cheeky morsel up in no time, not only giving yourself a warm gruel glow inside, but also producing enough bottom flatus to power your household for days on end. Recipe First grab yourself a handful of our old amica,…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2022

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