NO COUNTRYSIDE FOR OLD MAN

RUNNER-UP MAGAZINE OF THE YEAR ~Take a Shit Magazine of the Year Awards ALEICESTER fun-seeker has declared WAR on the British countryside following a Holiday From Hell in the Yorkshire Dales. And now former key-cutter Dougie Doig, 68, has started an online petition calling for the countryside - the large, irregular green areas between towns and cities - to be cancelled! As told to Vaginia Discharge In July, Doig - a familiar face to thousands after his 29-year stint behind the counter of Mr Minit in the Haymarket bus station precinct-set out with his wife Eileen to spend a week on a farm campsite near Settle. It was to be the couple’s first Great British holiday this century. “It was a huge change for us,” says Dougie, 68. “We’ve been…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2022

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