FRANKEN CARSON

“It’s a Cracker” comic re-animated by electrical storm THE QUIET Lancashire town of Fleetwood was in the grip of terror last night after FRANK CARSON was briefly brought back to life during a thunder storm. A bolt of lightning struck a crypt in which the late comedian was interred and it is thought that this powerful electrical pulse somehow reanimated his corpse. The revivified funnyman then staggered out of the graveyard wearing extremely heavy boots and went on a joke-telling rampage in a nearby housing estate. Locals were alarmed to see the Irish funnyman, who died in 2012, lumbering around with his arms outstretched near a parade of shops. “He was uttering strange guttural noises, whilst trying to tell a joke about three Irishmen on a…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2016

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