Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

A Spooky update from Britain s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk attitude adjustment n. A wank. ‘Och Paw, stop being so grumpy with the bairns and take yirsel’ aff tae the but’n’ben fir a wee attitude adjustment.’ bird feeder 1. n. A rigid tube, through which birds empty the nuts. 2. n. A rigid tube, through which birds empty the nuts. black lodge 1. n. An extradimensional place that features in David Lynch’s cult TV series Twin Peaks. 2. n. The state of the crapper when one has unleashed the dobermans the morning after a night on the Guinness. box hedge n. A meticulously toped landing strip resembling nothing so much as the hairstyle sported by The A Team’s Mr T. brexit n. A potentially catastrophic air biscuit launched in the overly optimistic hope that…

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