PORN website designers. Create a nostalgic feel by putting the porn on the top part of the screen next to some pictures of motorcycle and car magazines. For extra authenticity add a few Pringles cans, some fizzy drinks, and a cardboard sign saying NO BROWSING.
R. Desmond, London
NEXT time the clocks go forward, avoid the discomfort of having to wake up an hour earlier by simply putting your clocks back 23 hours, thus moving one day forward and enjoying an extra 23 hours in bed.
Phil Kitching, Isle of Jura
CHEAPSKATE fiancés. A coarse sea-salt crystal makes an excellent substitute ‘diamond’ in an engagement ring. It can later be used to season food when your prospective spouse finds out and breaks off the betrothal.
Prince Asbo, Folkestone
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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2024