Roger’s PROFANISAURUS

An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

profanisaurus@viz.co.uk add this to your playlist exclam. Something to say before letting off melodically. See also here’s one from my new album; here’s one written by our drummer; hey Google, what’s this song?; you’re gonna hear me roar; our survey said etc. Amazon prime n. Pungent, fizzy, deep yellow liquid produced and bottled by overworked delivery drivers and left at the roadside or in your hedge. Trucker’s tizer or kidney cider. backdoor eviction 1. n. On Big Brother, when a housemate is hurriedly ushered out of the rear of the house and denied the oxygen of publicity. 2. n. A stool which is hurriedly ushered out of one’s nasty nick and denies the public oxygen. barcode n. A poorly executed Robert Robinson-style combover featuring alternate, varying width stripes of dark hair and slap-head such that the…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2024

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