Kids Say the Funniest Things…About Trousers!

“WHILST in the queue for the supermarket checkout, my 5-year old turned to me and said, proud as Punch, “Daddy, I done a shit in my trousers!” Blushingly, I admonished him in front of the customers and staff for using such coarse, inappropriate language in public. I had to stifle a laugh though, since five minutes earlier in the frozen vegetables aisle, I’d also done a shit in my trousers!” We love hearing readers’ tales of their little ones’ trouser howlers, so keep sending ‘em in!…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2024

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