NUCLEAR FLARE-UP

Post Armageddon-World Looking Bleak for Trouser Wearers

WITH war raging in Continental Europe and the future of the planet in the hands of a tinpot Russian dictator, the world is currently in a perilous state. Not since the Bay of Pigs crisis in 1962 has our planet teetered so close to nuclear war. With Vladimir Putin getting more unhinged by the day, we may be months if not weeks from an Armageddon-style conflict that plunges the planet into an unsurvivable nuclear winter. And that would be terrible news for the British trousers industry. “It’s not scaremongary to say that a thermonuclear conflict that turns the planet into a dystopian wasteland could spell the end of our trousers business,” said Gordon Partycurl, head of the Consortium of Trouser Manufacturers. “Making a pair of trousers involves a long chain…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2024

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