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DISASTER on the International Space Station was narrowly averted last week after one of the astronauts ripped the trousers of his spacesuit. KECKSCLUSIVE! British astronaut Toby Mange was on a spacewalk to replace a damaged solenoid on one of the station’s communication antennae when he dropped his screwdriver. “I bent down to pick it up, and as I did so, I heard a massive tearing noise,” he told reporters. “I felt round the back of my spacesuit and discovered I’d got a massive rip in the arse.” “I’ve been on the ISS for three months and it’s a bit difficult to get any exercise, so I’ve put on a pound or two,” said Mange, speaking via the orbiting station’s Earth communication radio. “My spacesuit’s a bit snug round the back these…

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