WALKIES TALKIES!

WE went on the streets and asked people walking their dogs if their animal did anything unusual when a rightwing politician came onto their TV screens… and we found that Jock is far from the only canine to endorse a political gobshite… “MY SAUSAGE dog Sugar runs round in little circles whenever JACOB REES-MOGG comes on the box. It really is funny. Round and round she goes, and she doesn’t stop until the backbench MP goes off the screen. I’ll never know whether I agree with any of the arsehole’s opinions, because Sugar’s yapping drowns out everything the lanky streak of piss says.” Ed Tobiomory, Luton “ME AND my wife can’t wait for NIGEL FARAGE to come on the telly, because when he does, our labrador Toby always squats down…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2024

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