Memory Lane

WE ALL agree that everything today is utter shite and that everything was better in the olden days. Our readers have been writing in to tell us what they miss about yesteryear… WHATEVER happened to the birthday bumps? I have the fondest memories of being repeatedly thrown into the air by so-called friends on my birthday, my arms being violently ripped from their sockets and being kicked in the small of the back at the height of each cycle. Doubtless it has been outlawed by some swivel-eyed, wokist bureaucrat in the name of “elf and safety”. Dennis Elbow, email WHATEVER happened to good old-fashioned moonies? Time was that you couldn’t drive on the motorway without a bunch of cheeky schoolboys pushing their bare arses against the rear coach window every…

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Viz (Digital) - 1 Issue, May 2023

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